The Data Hostage Cap When your job description mysteriously evolved from "creative thinker" to "spreadsheet wizard." This Under Armour dad hat provides emotional support for those forced to care about metrics they never asked to track. Comfort for the reluctantly analytical.
• 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Embroidered Under Armour® label on the left side
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved visor
• Adjustable cloth strap closure
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
The Data Hostage Cap When your job description mysteriously evolved from "creative thinker" to "spreadsheet wizard." This Under Armour dad hat provides emotional support for those forced to care about metrics they never asked to track. Comfort for the reluctantly analytical.
• 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Embroidered Under Armour® label on the left side
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Curved visor
• Adjustable cloth strap closure
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
